*content sigh* There we gothat's much better. If that happens, then no one will read this. She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. I love the little tacos, I love them good! ONly not really. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. MOOOO! Or, would that be good? actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? Does it even matter? It didn't. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. That was the high point of the entire trip. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? I'm back again. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Did I resume asking retorical questions? Too Bad! Look how long this has gotten. Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. I only signed up for a semester. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. I see. MOOSE! In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. Isnt' that nice? e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. :) Seeya! | 1.69 KB, PHP | That's exactly what tanning is like. Megan has hair. Too bad. With our patented "spray". How is this legal? It hurt. Now I do. Cookie Notice Logic Memes. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. It sucked. Chomp" And he bites it. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Yep. I'm like the little engine that could. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. Seeya. UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! Shut yo lean mean string bean - Copypasta Bubble Head. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. Then it must diepainfully. I thought it was sadand normal. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. Or maybe you're just skimming. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. But everything else I've said so far is true. It's a word. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. It sucked. And now, back to our featured presentation. Yea, me! You cannot deny it. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. Because I have nothing else to do right now. I needs the duct tape! It makes sense, though. Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! Everything is fine. Is anyone even reading this? Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. shut yo skin tone copypasta - mail.dynamictyping.dev Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! The movie ends with him in a coma. maybe the longest text ever. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? This would lead to a better, more stable economy. shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james green putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protien lightning mcqueen vending . I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! Kick ass chew bubble gum. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. The point is that it is nice to have readers. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? Where is the logic in this? That's right, I wanna sleep. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. afterwardsthey turned off the lights. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. It's not fair, ya know? And still frustrated. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. I don't want year-round classes. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! You can read a little each day. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. 4M followers. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. I'm back. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. Happy? Like Follow. and eat dinner. 4e65c4 Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone professionally . Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? Just make sure you "spray" your food first. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. It's spiffy. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! I'm back. Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! Only if I had multiple personalities. there were bugs. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? I learned this from my calculator. Out loud. It's early. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Pretty cool, huh? But, you should know that, since you like reading. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. Yep! Grape Pie. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. Whoever did this we need to take them and millions of others alike in and give them money and homes, Being punk is being a non conformist. Hi, I'm back. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. It just doesn't make any sense. shut yo bubblegum dumb dum- : r/copypasta - Reddit I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" Right now. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. Like Repost Share Copy Link More. I think. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! You must be caught in a time warp. Yesthat's rightsuicide. we clapped. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! That just sounds nifty! That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. Won't that be fun? Seeya. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. Obviously, you know this. After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip has been created on Nov 16, 2021. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. No, really. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. TACO will eventually destroy him. He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. i'll copy and paste this to my site. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. After complaining how hungry she was, and about the poor quality of the resteraunt, she walked out of the resteraunt, instructing the rest of us to "enjoy our meals". Which is bad. I just keep going, and going and going. How could you? Unless you're bored. there were lots of fireworks. Come on everyone, group hug. Any miniute now. Ooooo! YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! Bye! Who'da thought it? Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. Or his mom did. Is this eating up time? Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. Now who's the crazy one? Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. Shut yo bubble gum chocolate cum head dumb no home chicken bone headphone head saw shit storm stone sword phone chord jones ford overgrown flintstone control board snowboard Nicole norr long swords broad sword war lord scoreboard wallboard shipload skin tone hormone the f up . What a good idea! No suprise. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! WAIDAMINIT!! You say it didn't let you out? www.flaming-chickens.com! This is chaos. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" And I don't really have a topic today. If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. It doesn't. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. It does all my Math for me. Do not MOCK me! Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. Why am I writing? And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. It's a worthy cause! Because I do. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. You got me started. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. And once again suprised. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. How do you PROVE something is not infinite? Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. The events of Neo's dream unfold. Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? That's just silly. I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. It was fairly fun. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Would it be called DIS? In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. So, we packed everthing up. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. I'm just rambling. Bubbles: Its been a weird day. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. All I know is that I've been assuming one thing while the person in charge has been assuming a completly different thing. When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. JSON | OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! In any caseI should probably find a topic. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? No? You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. Yes. Roast: Boy, shut your bubble gum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle Huned Knuckle knuckle Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadone genome full blown Monochrome student loan Indiana Jones underground flint stone x and y friend zoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone auto zone professionally seen silver Patrons stone cheek bone alone cyclone homegrown jawbone postpone unknown megaphone un grown hydrozone moricone muscle tone safety stone microphone progesterone mountain anemone bone grown allophone cyclone ankle bone leave me alone tik tok knock knock 12 OClock Plug walk Millie walk night hawk peacock moon walk engine block interlock penny stalk after talk alarm clock interspawk sour dock down the block poison hemlock jay walk chalk walk hawk squawk electrical shock metamorphic rock sedimentary rock my glock has a lock jack sack six pack lack around the track pack the snack in a crack Kodak black backpack feedback attack a kodiak asma attack in my back data track maniac telephone rack in my stack bushwhack dentist plaque bumper track heart attack hack tac quack quack flack pack in rack tippy tap slap the baseball cap frap trap crap nap gap zap trap lap whack back lap tap handicap weather map hair air sac track comeback halfback knickknack bounce back hatchback look back extra tax macaque pack back unstuck clack lunch snack megalomaniac trick or treat smell my feet tweet tweet on the street complete concrete defeat take a seat neat treat meat feet eat athlete back seat blow throw doe flow borrow elbow combo grow glow big toe snow globe in a row how toe snow throw willow audio gizmo show throw micro metro tobacco tornado tic tac around the track backpack lack Mack unpack mix and match free throw John Doe five toes slow borrow torso though templo woah cargo snow strow know arrow microphone ten snow globe on the go off cough knock knock tiktok look at the clock bedrock Mellow hello yellow sr pelo let go of my toe three in a row uno double though Microsoft very soft on the dock of the clock sour dock downstairs in my hair sitting on my chair tear the pear in despair do I care very rare then I spare body hair COVID 19 night time teen with my team in my dream Im 18 like a teen not 17 in a tree cat cap whack quack tap rap trapped in a Map like a Mack in the pack like a tick tack toe on the go gotta go ima throw like a bro in the snow like a clown feeling down go to the pound very round in my town looking self the frick up But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Sleeping is fun. WowI really must be bored. I'm so happy! Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. Wellthey are. Strange, huh? He is pure evil. Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb looking as the f*** up We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Privacy Policy. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. I'm back. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. Types Of Mental Illness . It looks right. No! How absurd. 79-year-old San Bernardino man was beater de*th in Tijuana while delivering donations to those in need. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. 1 hour ago Pin on Vtipy [Jokes] - Pinterest I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. Why can't I have more readers?! I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). You don't belong here. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." Because in some world, the video game is real. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. I'm back. Or perhaps not. I want an elective. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? That made little sense. I think. What does this mean to you? I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! With a specific number of words. Reddit Copypastas - Skin Tone Chicken Bone | Genius Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv?
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