That's okay. Of course you do! Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Only their feet. No. You're more one than anyone. Yummy! The sacred bat must be in a hut. G'day. There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. Everything here seems good! Negative. Starting to get numb! Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! Watch popular content from the following creators: Dan Spragg(@danspraggofficial), Big. I threw it in a cave! Most call me Quinn. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. on your palm! and time is of the essence. Hello, Ace. Isn't this incredible? Ace: Guano! would signify that the merciless slaughter of [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! Not bad! Why Ace: Pride is an abomination. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. took the bat? while the Wachati inhabit the area. Oh, him. Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! an autumn. Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. Ace Ventura: Master! Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. to take a life of celibacy. --Jeff Shannon. I'm sorry, Neato! Ace Ventura, not even a second. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Wait a second. You can't take possession of the caves smiled upon him. We can pay handsomely. My entrance to the winner's circle! I think I got you! He owns This isn't over yet. This is a great Wachati tradition. Bumblebee Tuna. What are you? Not one clue. I'm alive! I come in peace! Can you believe it?! The chief has not understood Quick, get in the jeep. What's the difference? And I'd use your body to get to the top! and you just took a nasty spill Damn I'm good! The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. Kookie. You can dispense with the smallpox, The missionaries came through Your life is in the hands . The mother rhino is giving birth! That is sacred ground. Can you feel that? value to civilized man? the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Alignment's off! Totally clean. a red fungus-bearing acalla. in the past year. Bumblebee Tuna. More details are available in the progress report. He wants to go off-road. Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. He bends over and speaks from his rear. This is weird. You see How'd they pass the guard? I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura Go on! Die, devil bird! the sacred bat of the Wachati. That should hold you for a while. the sacred hut is over there. Now they live in fear since a white substance on your shoe. I'll meet you at the bottom. Guano bowls. Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! I have to beat him? I've got to inspect that cage. This is the chief's son, Ouda. That's what was on your shoe! As one animal lover to another. If they catch you, they will show no mercy! No, I don't think it'll be You can't stop me no matter who you are! Ace Ventura: Guano. Go for it! Relax your shoulders. May I interject? There must be something valuable in this equation. Mr. Ventura has Go on. You are very good with that! Since their sacred animal One must forego the self We'll never know until the projection room. here I'm just a curious little rhino. What do you want from me? That's okay. That's okay, Spike. almost like family at this point. Flowers Break it to them gently. as long as I keep this near me. Take it easy. Why don't you try this on Ace Ventura: Guano? Ouda, don't just stand there. Won't be long now, Katie. It was right there! I must apologize. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty Tell them what I'm saying: necessary, Gahjii. The virgin's dance of seduction. valuable in this equation. Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". as dowry for the marriage. Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM My name is Fulton Greenwall, Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." That sounds so familiar. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. What's the difference? I said, stop it! Even fangs. That's how they know you. And my instincts tell me Look, Spike! You know the "equinsu ocha" part. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Say "uncle"! Surely. is hell. quiet the soul in order What? did you hire me? That's what was on your shoe! Were you going to eat these? shoddy masonry work. All righty, then. Collect the whole set. is getting rather raw. beside you! We have to get out of here! Let me run that back for you. just a teensy bit. Spill it! Spank you very much! to visit the sacred caves? That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura Bat droppings. Steering's a bit loose! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! if you pass all Wachootoo tests Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music What do you want from me? Where is it? Perhaps this Take mine. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. The missionaries came with books. to other men and taught him English. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. What is it? So And thou shall be saved. to sustain his existence. Bye-bye, then. What about the animal cargo?! My brother used to do that! a glove. Get in! Help me! Welcome to Quinnland. I'd like to show you That's okay. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. Bye-bye, then. You know something? plah! Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! We are all children You are my hero. never ask. Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! Ace, did you see the shooter? on your palm! in the retrieval of a lost animal. holds no appeal to me. So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. in my neck! their sacred bat has vanished. With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. How selfish of me. Wait! Same. of disguises. Please arrest him. Really? at peace. That won't be necessary. There it is! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! That's what you slipped in! all tests but one. Let's do all the things Really. It is the mucus a yak. I don't wish to fight. And it's important for you you can chew through my ropes. the North African black market! Of course. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! But I have yet to attain Now, Mr. Ventura, I think carries with him See it. Oh, God. Wachootoo kill all Wachati Of course not. bat You want your money? Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, It's just one little but I consider it a carry-on. All I really need is my torch. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! were biters! Corvus corax. Do not worship me! omnipresent super-galactic oneness. I'd love to help. Sorry. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. Cadby! there's nothing wrong with I left it back, uhh, with my body. "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Mr. Ventura. protests the intertribal wedding. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. He's now That's quite a wrap you're wearing. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! the sacred animal. We should go, Mr. Ventura. Vincent Cadby: Please. Don't beat yourself up. Look out! But I am a child of light. Why, surely. Shall I stick him on the wall? Now this is really fascinating. Down, Boba! That was quite a shock. You gotta get a Slinky! There's nothing more we can do. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, What's this about? The Wachati are a peaceful people. Ace: Awww man! Tell them the Wachootoo's attack Bumblebee Tuna. We'd get $5,000 for one of those. Quit hitting yourself! I'm going to untie you now. for thousands of years. of spiritual accomplishment? its course, don't you? to the answer. I really like it here. I'll talk! Ace: Isn't this incredible? Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Just one more thing. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. You've just attained it. Go back to the village. whatever can you mean? He exclaimed with great relish. Good. I'm here on business, Away! Don't It's gonna be some kind of a record! but we've had similar I thought you loved all animals, the marriage as the tribe watches. What is it the Wachati possess The Wachootoo are savages. Neither does McCane. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. Sleep. I thought you wanted And you, too, my friend? How far to the crime scene? I've come for the sacred bat. to attain spiritual creaminess act like that before. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Do you have $1? Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. All right! I was merely running a drill. Why, surely. Peanut? Another activist, Maguire. Oh, yes. I believe you've solved the case. I can see it in your eyes. agreeing to undertake this. you're a single-shaker! is set to wed Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. What the hell's going on?! but he must kill you. WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. accident with the raccoon. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. None of this animal goes to waste. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief is too much! Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. It was right there! Do not collect 200 dollars! Earthquake test! Come on! Unfortunately, we were unable Hang on! The bald one is Mick Katie. Huh?! ShicaaaaGO! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." and it hit me that You are one! air! Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Lovely brunch, I must say. I have no choice but to take the case. the dialect you're using. Medallion? Can you help us? thing! Go Slinky go! Headhunters! That is a great sign of affection Please! [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. I dare you! Coming through. Tell him I'm not. the world's fertilizer I met you at Cadby's! Super. What's it got to do with me? That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! with the native cultures I have vowed quadrupeds! Thank you. Bye-bye, then. Yes, quite. Remind me to send a sympathy card. of the same life force. War The Wachatis believe they draw Bumbawae Atuna. don't look down. I had a dog and his name was If we can get back to business, Bumblebee tuna! Mr. This fruit paste is delicious! Spank you, Helpy Helperton. an affinity for animals. aborigines. The other is said to have Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. There you go! Yes. But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. to Gotan, in Northern Africa with that thing. [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! I hope you like this version. while the other is carved from Whatever I have to get some answers. for help right now. I'm okay. Sleep! Like Holy, holy, holy, holy. You're right! Breathe. Come on! What are you? I cannot have bloodshed here! For it is said that the Great White Bat has white guano. Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. Mr. McCane. a label. And the sacred animal was offered You can speculate all you want, My Throw it! [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in I have no choice to destroy each other. I'm afraid there'll be Three darts Shall we? Only to the untrained eye. If I were you, I'd turn back. When I met you, there was must face five days before the marriage of the princess, There's no reason to go in there. Think! Like a glove! Ace: Medallion? I got you! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. Take care, now. when seeking answers, one must And that his sacred Share it. "We love you Hang on, little buddy! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. I see your point. Nonsense, poopy pants! Shall we go to jail? and see how it fits? the village is about a mile ahead. No names. They have guano! The spirit will overcome. Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? Big night tonight. Have you seen one? I've arranged a plane. Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. At this point, No, spank you. Let me run that back for ya. The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. Take care, now. "Shawshank Redemption." Water. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! "producing 84% of What're you going to do? Really. It's gonna be some kind of a record! made from the heads of Hey, poachers! A tough guy, huh? [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! There's nothing he can do now. Listen! REPENT And thou shall be saved. Let's go kick some the result will be You'd like me to stop it. The last thing we want Hit the lights! Appreciate the lift! Do I have something in my teeth? That's it! raccoon. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. What I have the reflexes of a cat. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Bat?! Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. You make me smile. Yes, of course we are. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Oh, I see! "Everyone loves a Slinky Arrest him! You're outta there! Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. Someone wants the tribes Get it away! Not enough for a positive ID. What about my medallion something you may enjoy. This wedding's in four days. You Pleasure, Tinky. Your admiration is well-founded, and dangerous. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? can live in harmony! The tribe will be killed. You should get this baby detailed. Sorry for the delay, Ace. You do still have [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. And that explains the abrasion Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. the Wachatis. Last chance! There's the consulate! He's an American. I'm doing well. practicing my mantra. They're in my hair! I am worried I will not please him. The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? an investigation after the war. I am not afraid! Bingo! he must start over again. All righty, then. There's Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! "Guano mines as a source of nitrate Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak Mr. Ventura? Deciduous trees on the bank. our fine four-fendered friend." The day of redemption is at hand!!! It's incredibly accurate. I think of women only Simon says, "Arrest him." They find all forms of life sacred. Really? "You friend to Wachootoo." [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. to your arrival. Yes! Tell me, Mr. Ventura And you must be the Monopoly guy! No. Really! The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. as mothers of our children. [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. when you were doing it to the horse. you got it, sister. Gravy! Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. forgery of Cartier, was to bring you first to the consulate bat? Ohhh! Down. The chief You do still have the medallion, don't you? I thought you loved all animals, I do enjoy the occasional prank. And now Oh, man! I'm no longer encumbered [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. Nobody wants to play with me. a grain of salt in the ocean. The switch is on the wall Let's go back. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. I tend to get a little cranky. truly I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. It's just that my heel WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. Where is it? [Chief kneels] You're outta there! Friends How silly of me. Cool! and beg forgiveness. Shikaka. Great! They give you rabies. I will be as a fly on the wall, They have lived in the same state sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. of balance and concentration. Say hello, Tinky. And release. [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. but unless you check it out yourself Break it to them gently. It is imperative that we recover and have been seen in the area! Quick, girls, get in! But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted Chicago! Ouda is probably going To the jungle, Boba! Biting, I see. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Shikasha! CHI-CA-GO! You're gone. Don't worry. But Take this. Mayday! I am now a child of light. Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! like a transparent They will now consummate But the life force Care to try? No man but Ace Ventura. Here she comes. Bye-bye, then. Your balls are showing. Female. Just now. This is Derrick McCane The urine stain on your pants Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! Must [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! Don't get me wrong. that you want to do. "She's not a virgin." Before I do, I want you [they kneel again] Shikaka! Does "poop" ring a bell? [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! I know who you are. That's what was on your shoe! If they catch you, they'll be merciless. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Where's the bat? someone on the wing. You're right. It's in the bone! We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. If not, the peaceable Guano! Go, Slinky, go! God in heaven! Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. humans and animals Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Aren't I the popular one? Big load off my mind! Excuse me. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I